The Pitch

If you are about to meet Karl prepare to be sized up as not a human being, but a bag a cash. You see, you don't deserve your money. It's Karl's, in his mind. He'll try to impress you: 'I'm very active in my church', 'You should see my tax returns', 'I made so much money flipping homes', 'Hey, have I told you the time I met Tom Selleck'. And the best one of all, for a little bit of your hard earned money: 'I'll teach you how to become as rich and successful as me'.

And there's Pitch.

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The Truth

You aren't going to become rich on Karl's advice. The only person who will walk away ahead, a little bit richer, is Karl. His only skill is in seperating you from your money. Did he make money years ago buying and and flipping homes, sure. But good god, Karl was buying and flipping homes during the early 2000's Real Estate boom - a drunken money with a crappy condo would have made money too.

And there's the problem for Karl. Once the Real Estate crash of 2008/09 took hold, Karl was left high and dry. Empty pockets. He wasn't a Real Estate Guru, he was riding the wave same as everyone and now he was broke too. The drunken monkey lost his condo.

The Roadshow

And thus was born Karl 2.0. With the crash of the Real Estate market, Karl re-invented himself into a Preacher of Wealth. With a humble donation of $2000 to $5000 to Karl Inc, you are privy his talking sessions and 'vast' knowledge of how to get rich quick. He'll help you buy homes or invest in securities, and he'll even help give you the seed money to start. Just a few thousand now, and you'll walk away a future millionaire.

His talks are really are quite stirring, too bad that's all it is - just Talk.

The Victims

I dedicate this website - this first-hand review of Karl's services - to the unemployed, widowed, mother of four, left penniless by Karl. Being Unemployed and only having a few thousand to her name made it impossible for her ever to get a mortgage and flip a home. There was zero chance she could ever re-coupe her fee to Karl. But you, Karl, new this. You promised her the moon, took her money, drained her bank account, left town, and changed your phone number (like you always do). Do you remember me calling you out for this? Your response was to send lawyers. I laughed at you. Remember? Karl, you took the money she needed to feed her kids and you ran.

You are a disgusting human being.

Eat It Karl

So here we are Karl. Together again. I'm like Karma in the flesh, not to haunt you in your next life, I'm going to do it in this one for fun.

I truly hope this website brings some sliver of joy to all the people you stole money from. It certainly brings joy to me. I find it hilarious that such a 'titan of wealth creation' such as yourself would fail to buy your own domain name.

But now I own it. FOREVER. And before I wrap up, I wish to impart a little gift for all the people you screwed over and who are reading this now.

The IRS

Being that Karl is such an 'upstanding human being', I'm going to assume he failed to report some of the fees he collected in the US and Canada as income with the IRS. But guess what, you can!

If you paid Karl by check, dig it up, and take a picture of the front and back. The back of the check will contain the encoding of Karl's bank account - the IRS will find this very helpful. I would bet dollars to dougnuts that Karl failed to report a significant portion of his income to the IRS. And remember, there is no statute of limitation for tax evasion. So if you paid him a year ago or ten, the IRS deserves to know, and guess what it's easy to do it.

Did you just crap you pants a little Karl?

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